Their brains never ever stop working.
So sorry, I'm not going to sit on the bench and watch your "clique" bombard me. Yes, I am the most hated person in our teeny-tiny town.
Dear PTA, I’m all for bribery. It is how shit gets done in my house. You want a friend over? Sure, go clean your room. You want ice cream? Sure, go put your clothes away. You want a snack before bed? Sure, eat your dinner. It is simply how the world works. I get it.… Continue reading PTA is like Seinfeld’s ‘Soup Nazi’
And ever since we made our return back to Ohio, all my kids want to eat are homemade breakfasts. No one has time for that here.
For 10 minutes I worked out in peace. And then, then it was time for them to fucking meditate. Source: Gym etiquette gone by the … “waist”side
For 10 minutes I worked out in peace. And then, then it was time for them to fucking meditate.
Why can’t we just be happy the way we are? Why do we constantly point out our imperfections during conversations? Source: Body shaming myself
Why can’t we just be happy the way we are? Why do we constantly point out our imperfections during conversations?
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The cell phone alarm chimed at 6 a.m. I can never seem to locate my cell phone at 6 a.m. It’s like at some point during the night, the phone fairy comes into my room and moves it – like a chess pawn.
Finally, I find the source of my annoyance and slapped it, “SNOOZE.”
Ah, 8 more minutes of blissful sleep. Wonderful.
But then 6:08 a.m. rolled around. It was time to wake the sleeping bear.
There once was a time when I could not wait to wake up my pre-teen son for all of the hell he put me through as a newborn, toddler and preschooler. The countless hours of wakefulness during the middle of the night. The days of him deciding he was simply done with naps. The nights when he just wasn’t tired and insisted on staying up, “Just five more minutes, PLEASE!?”
Walking him back…
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And then, just as I was taking a leak, a mom marched her daughter into the bathroom and proceeded to lose her shit. Source: Losing her shit in the bathroom