December – Thank God’s it’s almost OVER

Between holiday parties, family gatherings and wrapping presents (which about 80 percent are still under the tree since once they were unwrapped at warp speed, they were tossed into the “I don’t want this shit” pile) I feel like I have had about 10 minutes to myself.

Elf on the Shelf — the fad lives on

Who in the hell has time to move the elf; conjure up ways to make it misbehave (because my kids do that on their own); and then, clean up the mess created by the plastic toy with two creepy-ass eyes that never-ever move?

Has ‘Elf on a Shelf’ replaced Santa?

On this Dec. 4 morning, I am reading through everyone's Face Book statuses who are crazy enough to have bought into the "CREEPY ASS ELF ON A SHELF" fad.I would like to know when you all have time to have the Elf "make a mess" and then you are all cleaning up after the elf. … Continue reading Has ‘Elf on a Shelf’ replaced Santa?