What we really need is to buy a limo where the kids can sit in the far back and my husband and I can roll up the divider and drive in peace.
Tag: kids
Hey you there: Are you stressed?
Moms are all in the same boat – making our way through muddied waters called Motherhood. Day in and day out, we experience the same crap. And it doesn’t matter if you are a stay-at-home mom, working-mom or whatever-type-of mom.
If it slithers, creeps or crawls …
Snakes are slithering through our yards. A craw-daddy with large claws has taken up residence in a mud-hole behind our basketball hoop. The coyotes hold nightly conventions in the woods behind our house.
Motherhood is.
At the heart of every chaotic scene is a mom who wants nothing more than to crumble at her feet and assume the fetal position. But she can’t. She has to take control of every situation and try to either improve it or end the behavior that started it in the first place.
Personal hygiene and kids – don’t mix
I’m not entirely sure what happened over Christmas break, but my husband and I learned a lot about our children. Mainly, they would rather do anything than worry or care about personal hygiene.
Heartbeat
While Sarah’s dad is forever watching his family from Heaven, the Grafton mom has been given a second chance at life – that alone is the best Mother’s Day gift of them all.
A ‘trip’ on ‘vacation’ — assho!es a-plenty
By the final day, I wanted to wear a hand-made sign declaring, “PICK UP YOUR OWN SHIT” … My friend added: “YOUR MOMMA AIN’T HERE!”
December – Thank God’s it’s almost OVER
Between holiday parties, family gatherings and wrapping presents (which about 80 percent are still under the tree since once they were unwrapped at warp speed, they were tossed into the “I don’t want this shit” pile) I feel like I have had about 10 minutes to myself.
Dear Justin Bieber, I LOVE you!
And all I want to do is escape into a world that only revolves around you and your new album, “Purpose.”
Pink eye sucks
I get that of all the shit the kids can bring home from school, pink eye is the “best of the bunch” ...
