Well, in our tiny village, we must be the BEST strongest soldiers because within the past five days, we have endured two life-altering battles. And we are still here for one another, holding each other up through all the pain.
Dear PTA, I’m all for bribery. It is how shit gets done in my house. You want a friend over? Sure, go clean your room. You want ice cream? Sure, go put your clothes away. You want a snack before bed? Sure, eat your dinner. It is simply how the world works. I get it.… Continue reading PTA is like Seinfeld’s ‘Soup Nazi’
She saw the glass as half-full – always craving the next taste of life.
“Her job is to stop at the end of our driveway. YOUR job, today, was to make sure he was at the end of the driveway!”
Every day, we drag our limp, tired, despite-being-caffeinated bodies into our vehicles which then take us to work or through the school drop-off line. Drive here, drive there. Pick up, drop off.
Melissa and the no-good, absolutely horrid day.
Sitting in the living room on a Monday night, my “favorite” TV show is on (Lizard Lick Towing) as my husband reclines in his chair.As of lately, we have not been seeing “eye-to-eye” and I think it’s time for a REBOOT here in BFE.His favorite pastime as of recent is “Bread Bitching” – this is… Continue reading Time to REBOOT